29 September, 2010

nak gelak...gelaklah...haaa...haaa..haa

korang tensen?

tensen aku akan datang setiap hujung bulan..

dan aku jupe nih dlm mailbox email aku

jom kita release tensen sama2 ok

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says : 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends'.

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, ' send me a brother' Santa wrote back, ' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'

What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Husband asks: 'Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:

W ithout

I nformation

F ighting

E very-time

Wife replies : ' No,......

It means:

W ith

I diot


Ever !!!'

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,...

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when both are pregnant.

Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah,once my sister said she has missed one,my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away

A young boy asks his Dad :'What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.

Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential .'


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